I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i believe in u and ur pee
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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