I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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