Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
