idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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