You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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