come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
How naked do you want me to be?
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