you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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