Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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