Don't you send me to vm
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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