I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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