No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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