they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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