Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i dont even know how to be here
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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