lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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