God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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