Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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