i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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