with your own penis?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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