Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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