I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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