He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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