If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Can I color on your dick again?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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