It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You are a genius and a whore.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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