Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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