We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can tuck mytits in my pants
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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