me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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