PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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