Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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