I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just found puke in my bra..
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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