you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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