youre lurking in front of me
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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