i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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