I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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