This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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