My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
