just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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