I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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