ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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