Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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