Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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