i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
