My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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