we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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