The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You coming home soon, man?
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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