i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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