singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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