I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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