Having a random hookup so left but love u
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
he shaved USA in his pubs
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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