Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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