Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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