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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We don't watch enough power rangers
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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