OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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