try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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