Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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