Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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