I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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