Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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