how can u be prego again
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Randomize
